I'm a sad, sad little vegemite. Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS A SUPREME LACK OF "THE IT CROWD" HERE ON DA. SERIOUSLY, THAT'S, LIEK, GOLD, IN THE FORM OF A BUNCH OF COMPUTER NERDS WITH ACCENTS. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

I guess it takes a "special sense of humour" to understand the sheer levels of awesomeness behind the sharp, dry, sarcastic wit of the British. _{"It's 'cause we're cool like that." <--- Speak the truth, Logan.}

An-hee-wayz...uhh...oh, I saw "The Blind Side" and "The 4th Kind" tonight. The Blind Side made me go "Aww" a lot, because, let's face it, Micheal was too huggable, even if he was big enough to crush a freakin' bear with his hands.
"The 4th Kind", however, was, like, seriously INSANE. And not the good kind, either. I mean insane, because, let's face it, that psychologist and some of her paitents were defying the laws of f'ing PHYSICS, man. (Pardon my French.)
It honestly wierded me out, and even scared me a little.

But enough of that. Let's enjoy a nice cup of tea and some quotes:

"It are fact. I know because of my learnings."

"Dear Sir (stroke) Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises of... no, that's too formal. Dear Sir (stroke) Madam. Fire... exclamation mark. Fire... exclamation mark. Help me... exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

"Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there."